-future son come home from school-
future son:  Mom what 4 dinner?!
me:  vodka u lil cunt

haha :> talkin bout future children names with this boy :>

haha :>

hope they’re OUR future kids haha ;>

hahaha 

how many of you can say

that you were texted “i love you”

from a cute boy

but the text was meant for their girlfriend

hahaha

let’s just add that on top of the pile of shit that i feel like right now

awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

ven0moth:

girl bend that ass over lemme get a 

nasai:

WAKE UP(WHY DONT YOU PUT ION A LITTLW MAKEUP)) SHSJSHAJDUUDHDJ (WHY DIDYA LEAVE THE KEYS IB THE TABEL)) here YOU GO AGAIN CREATING MAKTHER FABLE

tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

o bad veins how i love theee

but how i also h8 driving 

and microgroove looks very tiny and i have never been there nor have i ever driven there or anywhere to tampa by myself so

*sobs*

i love u but i’m not going to da acoustic set

vocodex:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing